guess what!!! my whole website cant be cute and cool allll the time! deal with it loser liberal!!! goddd anyways here it is my likes and dislikes you corperate swine. Rot in hell loser !!!!!!!!!

LIKES:

THATS RIGHT! Big Time Rush! I love love love this show. I just started watching with my roomates and it is so funny! The character's dyamnics are so entertaining, their constant banter, squabbles, bickering and overall "arky-bargy" will keep you watching for hours. But what really takes the cake is the sound effects. I swear on everything holy that you cannot go a mere 10 seconds without a horn tooting, or a dog barking, or a siren wailing. This shows overuse of sound effects genuinely never ceases to amaze me. Highly reccomend watching if you haven't already.

TRANSFORMERS!!!!!!!!!! (2007) God oh golly oh gee i fucking LOVE Transformers! I've been watching literally every transformers and let me say that little sneaky sneak Michael Bay knows a thing or two about how to write a movie!!! And Optimus Prime is so badass, and all the explosions and everything!! oh and Megan Fox, yeeeshhhh talk about HOT! sometimes you just need to watch a bunch of cars that are also robots that are also aliens just kill the fuck out of each other

DISLIKES:

Low slope short rise staircases. Oh boy! How I LOTHE low slope short rise stair cases. I mean really. really?? You want me to gallop up and around this awkward, multilengthed, unpredictable, INCONSISTENT, fight of stairs. Oh how this rattles my rails, it really shambles my shackles. And sometimes its the ONLY way to get into the the building? Are you actually kidding me? You're telling me I have to either tumble, slide, and flip-flop my way up this obomination of concrete and malice or NOT reach my intended destination? The world exists to humilate me and the low slope short rise stair case is it's magnum opus. God save us all.

transformers. (2009) What a fucking terrible movie. I mean truly a piece of hot steaming garbage. You call this a franchise? i call this a shitshow. Seriously? You expect me to waste 150 minutes of MY day to watch ??? what is it exactly?? fucking aliens?? robots?? whatever the fuck. Shia LaBeouf is a fucking loser asshole, and really?? you're going to try to convince us that a guy like THAT would pull a girl like Megan Fox? Be So Real. Meaningless Movie. Fuck you Michael Bay.